What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : I'm 24.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What is treasury?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Then let's have some coffee

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Why is the concept of pumping water uphill not commonly used as a source of electricity generation, similar to pumped-hydro systems?

Me : I don't drink

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why do men love swallowing more then women? Is it just because women just don't try eating CUM? they be missing some delicious CUM.. Life is short and women are missing out of lots of enjoyment..

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

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I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?

Me : Thank you.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?

Me : Sure.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Tea ?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Me : No

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.